Triple-base Humectant, Plasticizer, Anti-Dehydrant for use with arterial or cavity injection for controlling formaldehyde dehydration. The most efficient chemical yet compounded to reinforce the tissue to counteract dehydration, burning, browning, parted lips and eyes, or other undesirable tissue reaction to formaldehyde. A sufficient amount of preservative chemical contained in “Epic Conditioner,” enhances the ability of arterial fluid to diffuse and permeate the deepest tissue. The qualities of “Epic Conditioner” are so well established that even some of the competition recommends it.